note: Molly visited Mercer University today. I decided to let her tell you about her experience for herself.
Hi people. Molly here. I’m so happy owner #3 is letting me blog. I spent the week at the beach with owner #1 and owner #2 (see picture below).
It was awesome. I played in the ocean, dug in the sand, met lots of other dogs, and even ate seagull poop. When they forced me to leave this morning, I was not happy, but I was very surprised and excited when we stopped to see owner #3 at Mercer University.
We went for a walk. I love walks. I got to sniff the campus, meet a couple of owner #3’s friends, and see some people playing ball (too bad I wasn’t allowed to play).
Before I knew it, owner #2 and owner #3 were trying to take pictures of me next to a statue of some old guy. I do not like pictures. I had to try several tactics to avoid these pictures turning out well.
Tactic #1: Attempt to lick statue.
Tactic #2: Attempt to lick owner #3 so she cannot ignore me.
Tactic #3: Make owner #3 laugh so she will think the picture is unattractive.
Tactic #4: Make owner #2 laugh while taking picture so it will be blurry.
Tactic #5: Try to escape off of bench.
Tactic #7: Roll over to make owner #3 look silly and gain bonus belly rub.
Tactic #8: Avoid eye contact with camera.
I did finally allow one acceptable picture to be taken. What can I say, I have to occasionally please the people who feed me. After all, I must earn milkbones somehow.
I hope I get to go back to visit owner #3 at Mercer again sometime. If only they allowed dogs to live there…